ThE GaHmEn

when it comes to serious blogging.. u must talk serious stuff.. like, why i'm working at the turf club.. why i'm coughing like hell, when all i wan to do is to reduce my smoking habit. why the cat below my flat gives me the cold stare, all i wan to do is quickly go home and bathe.. i got very serious stuff to blog right.. all these very serious.. things i cannot understand.. The 'ba chor mee' man, why his stall got cctv. hard to esprain.

nowadays got this 183 club, they say u buy their cd got give u one umbrella. i go ask the person, he say umbrella finish. ppl buy cd or wan to hav umbrella. i dun know. now the bands v funny. some 5566 can become 183, later 7 flower some dunno come from where. 1 person can 2 band group.

singapore gahmen is fuck. 7% gst, i go restaurant eat must pay 10% sc. i eat 100 dollar must pay 117. this money gahmen say give to poor. den why poor also must pay 7% gst? to better compensate poor, dun need increase gst. stupid gahmen can income tax the fucking rich one, like those who 1 yr, earn more than 1 million, tax him 40 percent. he need so much money for wat? he can throw money in the wishing well, every min throw 1 dollar continuously, if he dun nid slp la. throw for 1 yr, still got left.

tat time, election i vote sda, gahmen dulan. i ord, they lost my ic. say cannot find. i enlist into army that day, i say i lost ic can anot. sure gimme 10 day pieh inside db. now, they lost my ic, i must say plz find for me. cannot even hav freedom to vote. still wan to put geitai say democracy here n there. i ord, come out. i got mya ma cert. can do wat? they say can become taxi uncle. 22 yrs old how to apply? mummy ask me go take degree. got degree mayb can drive mercedes taxi. more high class. auto gear somemore.

my sociology teacher say, ppl in the society are actors. i think gahmen is actually the real tcs in disguise. the pm n mm is the master. the tay ping hui they all just cover nia. now u noe why gomez kana the 'gotcha' when he submit form. excellent angle somemore. angle 48.39 degree ok. dun play play. teacher say singapore gahmen pay themself highest pay in the world. cos dun wan them to be corlub. but highest pay, likedat is corlub openly wat. legal wan. never break any law ok. they like help the poor, donate their pay out better. they need so much money for wat. lao lee already so old, save so much money go hell still must buy mercede, live bungalow den song is it. ppl always think singapore gahmen gd. all these propaganda nia. no competition from opposition, all relac liao. all go turf club bet horse, corlub liao. got money bet horse, say so much wan to help poor.

some ppl buy the Lky book. for wat? u write book, u will write last time in sch lao sai on pants, den let teacher chase out of class meh. all write how cool, handsome, fit lor. still got wat. buy liao den u kiao ka, xialan at home for wat.

'gahmen'
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